Hey Dickey!

Guess what?!!?!?

To my lover:

Please don't leave my bed with both my sister and I in it until the naked pillow fight is over. There is, and always be, plenty of love to go around for everyone involved.

No matter what anyone says, you do not have a cottage cheese ass. It's hot and beautiful. :oP

LYB,
Rocky

P.S. My boogers didn't taste salty, the last time I checked... 12 years ago.

funk

I like booty. And not the pirate kind.

PS...does anyone else's boogers taste salty? because mine do. :(

Love Porker

WANTED:

The two hooligans pictured in the vehicle below are a menace to society. If you see either of them, (alone, but especially together) contact authorities right away. They have been known to do wild and crazy things, like beat up bums living under bridges and streak across the UW Marching Band's practice field during the dead of night. You can be sure you have the right guys, based on their theme song that they are always listening to (or singing)... one daring authorities to "catch them ridin' dirty." So, find those dirty riders, and watch your back around these crazy mo fo's... you never know what they're going to do next.

Don't Trust This Man With Your Children

Link the blog to that website?

I like the pictures thing here because then I can put things like this up:

DICK!

dickhead. great minds think alike...

guida and i have been working on a new pi website as well, one that is incredibly easy to update. we're hoping it could be a place for official announcements and whatnot, and it would serve as a place we can direct freshmen for official sort of information and the like (so we dont have to waste as much of our time telling them what to do on saturdays and practice next year). thats coming soon as well. check out what we've done at http://mumupi24.googlepages.com. NOTE: dont use the www. bullshit, or it wont work.

im also wondering, who all is playing at the concerts. im thinkin of hosting a pre cookout. i guess i can ask you asswipes on friday.


Sir Spruce McPants

A New Era

At the behest of many of you, time for the Hot tub to regain its old glory as a continuous pile of shit. No more threads or any of that garbage, just pure anonymous posting and tom-foolery. Here you go everybody, hopefully this site works best, but if not we can find a better one, Spruce being the emo kid he is probably knows of something really hip.

Enjoy,

Sir Reginald McDick